Yesterday was a break from
this week of Swiss team games (Sunday, Wednesday, Friday). I asked Becky
to play, and she was kind enough to give up Monday night at home with her
husband to come out to the club. Becky is an excellent player and I
learned a lot from her. On one issue, though, she called the director
over to consult.
"Margaret wants to
know why there's a bump if there's already a skip," Becky said. I
knew there was going to be a skip, which was not a big deal because we were
sitting north-south. Whatever east-west pair sat at our table was fine
with me. However, someone had just come by and said we were being bumped for the next round.
That I did not care for, since it meant we had to sit out.
"The skip happens
every time there's an even number of tables," the Director said.
"Otherwise, people would play the same boards again. Right?"
She looked at me expectantly, waiting to see if I understood.
"Oh, that's right.
I get it,” I said. Really I didn't, but I had a feeling that
further explanation wouldn't help. "But then why is there a
bump?"
"The bump is because
we have an extra pair."
That was easier to
understand. The Director left, and Becky suggested that since we were
being bumped, we kibitz at the next table. We pulled up a couple of
chairs; as I watched I also kept an eye on our table. I kept waiting to
see the "bumpers," but no one appeared. The east-west pair sat
alone at our table and chatted. After the first board was done, I spoke
to Becky.
"Who is supposed to
bump us? Because they still aren't there."
Everyone looked, and there
was some conjecture about what was going on. Finally we realized that the
"bumpers" were at another table, and that the east-west pair was
waiting for us! After a few choice words, we quickly got back to our
table and into action.
Shortly thereafter the
Director returned to further instruct me on skips and bumps.
"You have to wait
until you are told that you are being bumped before you move," she said.
"We were told!"
Becky and I said in unison.
"Well, who told
you?"
Obviously not the bumpers.
Oh well. I learn something every time I play.
Back to Halloween pictures; this time Amadeus is masquerading as a
tiger.
So, as I was about to skip past your table, I was asked by the bumpers to please inform you and your partner that they were bumping you the next round. It's always a good idea to be warned so you don't start playing when the next east/west pair shows up at your table (been there, done that). Of course, it's even better if the bumpers know where they are going next! It is kind of ironic that sophisticated bridge players who can figure out who is holding that queen, and which way to play a finesse, and how to squeeze and endplay, are confused about which table to walk over to for the next round.
ReplyDeleteIt was really very funny!
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